A Must Read

[Melly]

I was looking for something a couple days ago and found this website. Its called www.dontevenreply.com . The guy who owns the site replies to real ads that are placed on craigslist. He just has a bit of fun when they reply. My favorite one is the parrot one which can be found here

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=59

Definitely take the time to read a few if you need a good laugh.

 

[Focus]

hahahahahah that sh*t is wack

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53

 

[Adam DickerAdam Dicker is verified member.]

I enjoyed the parrot one.

-=DCG=-

 

[fab]

We are getting rid of him because my wife does not like him. My wife and I argue a lot, and the parrot seems to have picked up some of the things I have said and just shouts them at my wife when she walks by. I think the final straw was when the parrot called her a "stupid fat twat." She takes it personally, even though I tell her that she shouldn't be self-conscious just because a parrot thinks she is fat. Now I will admit that I trained it to say "nice cellulite, *****" whenever my wife walks by, but the parrot pretty much just curses at everyone now. Whenever I walk in the door, it calls me a "cocksucking grundle licker." It kind of gets annoying when it is the first thing I hear after working all day.

Well!

Pinky, this site is killing me! The laughing is causing me to cough and choke!

 

[GUA]

Thanks a lot. Awesome stuff !

 

[Melly]

I seriously almost peed myself when I read some of these.

The one needing a driver for her soccer daughter is pretty funny too.

 

[Focus]

is the Duncan on there same one as here?

 

[fab]

This was also pretty funny http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=57

is the Duncan on there same one as here?

No, he's the owner of Duncan donuts!

Here's another http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=56

 

[exxe]

Funny guy, it is worth reading

 

[Focus]

I'm offended.... NOT! ound:

 

[fab]

67th floor - http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=50

 

[fab]

It seems like this guy is sending me emails, so I'm playing the game back at him.
BTW, here's another good one - http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=89

 

[foundrstack]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=95

 

[Adam DickerAdam Dicker is verified member.]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=95

This one made me laugh out loud.

-=DCG=-

 

[silentg]

67th floor - http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=50

This ones jokes.

 

[barefoot]

Hilarious!!!

 

[foundrstack]

This one made me laugh out loud.

-=DCG=-

lol Yeah. He's got a twisted sense of humor.