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A doctor from France says:
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another
man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's
head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another
person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about
3 years ago, we chose a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
President of the United States , and now the whole country is looking for work.
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another
man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's
head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another
person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about
3 years ago, we chose a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
President of the United States , and now the whole country is looking for work.
