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DRIVER: Oh, hell... well here we are...
OFFICER: How ya doin'?
DRIVER: Well, I'm great. I'm doing okay, how are you?
OFFICER: You're okay? I'm not so good... 'cause you were uh, weaving all over the road there.
DRIVER: Well, can we get one thing straight...?
OFFICER: Uh... we need to...
DRIVER: I have NOT been drinking.
OFFICER: Um, okay...
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: Right hand to the nose...
DRIVER: Yeah...
OFFICER: With the left hand... and back out...
DRIVER: Right...
OFFICER: And back out...
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: I need you to recite the alphabet from Z to A backwards... fast as you can...
DRIVER: Oh, from Z to A?
OFFICER: Yeah, can you do that for me?
DRIVER: Uh... Z... Y... XWVUTSRQPONMLKJ... IHGF... EDCBAaaaa... (driver finishes singing it in tune, like the alphabet song bacwards)
OFFICER: (Pause) Alright. Remarkeable... I've actually never seen anybody do that.
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: Heel to toe... heel to toe... (demonstrating how she wants him to walk in a line)
DRIVER: Oh... my bladder's full...
OFFICER: (Stops...) I'm s-... I'm not worried abot your bladder right now.
DRIVER: Sure.
OFFICER: Okay?
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: Alright...
DRIVER: 10... (Finishes step exercise... heel to toe, and twirls around at the end.)
OFFICER: Alright...
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
(Driver finishes standing in place...)
OFFICER: Alright... well, you've got pretty good balance there...
DRIVER: Thank you.
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: I want you to-- step... bump... step, bump, bump... step... bump... step, bump, bump... 5... 6... 7... 8... (walks the line, shaking hips, and steps off the line as she begins to count)
OFFICER: (clapping) step... bump... step, bump, bump... step... bump... step, bump, bump... ca-bar-ett... kick ball chain... step... clap... 5... 6... 7... 8... (beckons him to follow suit)
DRIVER: Ok...
(Driver starts dancing...)
DRIVER: (Dancing...) alright... you know what would be good is if you-- (He completes original dancing instructions exactly...)
DRIVER: --This kicked...! (Does a high jump kick...) And then you kinda... (does a wide clown step...) did that... and then a... (does a barrel turn...) barrell turn... and then a (Shoots his hat to the sky and strikes a dramatic pose...) HAH! Y'know?
OFFICER: That was good. That was good. (a little taken aback...) --That was really good. You a dancer...?
DRIVER: No... no, no, no.... I'm just drunk. (stumbles back a little, waves his hat...)
OFFICER: (Pause. Points at him...)
DRIVER: Ahhhhhh! (Points back at her)
OFFICER: Ahhhhh!
DRIVER: You... you... awww.... you....
OFFICER: Put your hands against the vehicle right now, sir... you're going to jail...
:-D :-D :-D
~ Nexus
http://www.fullofjokes.com/articles/Dui.html
DRIVER: Oh, hell... well here we are...
OFFICER: How ya doin'?
DRIVER: Well, I'm great. I'm doing okay, how are you?
OFFICER: You're okay? I'm not so good... 'cause you were uh, weaving all over the road there.
DRIVER: Well, can we get one thing straight...?
OFFICER: Uh... we need to...
DRIVER: I have NOT been drinking.
OFFICER: Um, okay...
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: Right hand to the nose...
DRIVER: Yeah...
OFFICER: With the left hand... and back out...
DRIVER: Right...
OFFICER: And back out...
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: I need you to recite the alphabet from Z to A backwards... fast as you can...
DRIVER: Oh, from Z to A?
OFFICER: Yeah, can you do that for me?
DRIVER: Uh... Z... Y... XWVUTSRQPONMLKJ... IHGF... EDCBAaaaa... (driver finishes singing it in tune, like the alphabet song bacwards)
OFFICER: (Pause) Alright. Remarkeable... I've actually never seen anybody do that.
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: Heel to toe... heel to toe... (demonstrating how she wants him to walk in a line)
DRIVER: Oh... my bladder's full...
OFFICER: (Stops...) I'm s-... I'm not worried abot your bladder right now.
DRIVER: Sure.
OFFICER: Okay?
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: Alright...
DRIVER: 10... (Finishes step exercise... heel to toe, and twirls around at the end.)
OFFICER: Alright...
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
(Driver finishes standing in place...)
OFFICER: Alright... well, you've got pretty good balance there...
DRIVER: Thank you.
[-- Transitions to a minute later --]
OFFICER: I want you to-- step... bump... step, bump, bump... step... bump... step, bump, bump... 5... 6... 7... 8... (walks the line, shaking hips, and steps off the line as she begins to count)
OFFICER: (clapping) step... bump... step, bump, bump... step... bump... step, bump, bump... ca-bar-ett... kick ball chain... step... clap... 5... 6... 7... 8... (beckons him to follow suit)
DRIVER: Ok...
(Driver starts dancing...)
DRIVER: (Dancing...) alright... you know what would be good is if you-- (He completes original dancing instructions exactly...)
DRIVER: --This kicked...! (Does a high jump kick...) And then you kinda... (does a wide clown step...) did that... and then a... (does a barrel turn...) barrell turn... and then a (Shoots his hat to the sky and strikes a dramatic pose...) HAH! Y'know?
OFFICER: That was good. That was good. (a little taken aback...) --That was really good. You a dancer...?
DRIVER: No... no, no, no.... I'm just drunk. (stumbles back a little, waves his hat...)
OFFICER: (Pause. Points at him...)
DRIVER: Ahhhhhh! (Points back at her)
OFFICER: Ahhhhh!
DRIVER: You... you... awww.... you....
OFFICER: Put your hands against the vehicle right now, sir... you're going to jail...
:-D :-D :-D
~ Nexus
