Chinese Detective ( Joke with Rhyme )

[smub]

A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later he received this report: Honorable Sir, You leave house.

I watch house.

He come to house I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train

I follow.

He and she get off train.

I follow

He and she go in hotel

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree.

No see. No fee.

 

[aapinsha]

good one Smub!

 

[scorpio]

Good one smub

 

[smub]

thanks guys .. i m happy to see that i m makin u guys happy with my jokes

 

[Crazysah]

Good one smub!

 

[Raizan]

rofl, good one smub

 

[smub]

thank you very much guys ..

 

[mydn]

giggle
me like

 

[unholy1]

lol...nice...

your joke it funny...

me say hehe..

me make wee wee..

 

[smub]

lol unholy u sound funny too