decked in the bar

[fkrule]

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "now, there's the biggest horse's *** i've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, hillary clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's *** too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" The man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be clinton country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"

 

[Dale Hubbard]

Guffaw

 

[PRED]

Welshman walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
He says 'This is the pig i have to shag when you're not up for sex'

His wife says 'I think you'll find that's a sheep'

Welshman says, 'I think you'll find i was to talking to the sheep' :smilewinkgrin:

:drum:

 

[Dale Hubbard]

Giant guffaw

You'll have the joke police all over you in a minute

 

[fkrule]

Welshman walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
He says 'This is the pig i have to shag when you're not up for sex'

His wife says 'I think you'll find that's a sheep'

Welshman says, 'I think you'll find i was to talking to the sheep' :smilewinkgrin:

:drum:

:lol: :lol:

 

[tekz999]

Hahahhahah