difference between US and Canada hilarious!

[gemsergio]

This is an actual radio Conversation from October 1995 between a US navel ship and the Canadian Authorities

CANADIANS:- Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision

AMERICANS:- Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision

CANADIANS:- Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision

AMERICANS:- This is the captain of a US navy ship. I say again, divert your course

CANADIANS:- No I say again, you divert your course

AMERICANS:- This is the aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, the second largest ship in the US Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand thatyou change your course 15 degrees north. I say agian, thats one
Click55 says:
I say agian, thats one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safty of this ship

CANADIANS:- This is a lighthouse. Your choice

 

[JuniperPark]

This is a 40 year old joke:

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

 

[scorpio]

This is a 40 year old joke:

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

Nice site.. very interesting stuff..

 

[PRED]

This is an actual radio Conversation from October 1995 between a US navel ship and the Canadian Authorities

CANADIANS:- Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision

AMERICANS:- Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision

CANADIANS:- Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision

AMERICANS:- This is the captain of a US navy ship. I say again, divert your course

CANADIANS:- No I say again, you divert your course

AMERICANS:- This is the aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, the second largest ship in the US Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand thatyou change your course 15 degrees north. I say agian, thats one
Click55 says:
I say agian, thats one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safty of this ship

CANADIANS:- This is a lighthouse. Your choice

vintage!
loved it. :yes: :lol:

 

[garyrcanuck]

OLD?

Why it is still happening, see it everyday out my window overlooking the torpedo test range here on Van Island.

Winning score- Lighthouse -10
Navy -0 :lol:

Good link Juniperpark.

 

[Duckinla]

That's not the only difference between US and Canadians:

http://edition.cnn.com/2002/HEALTH/01/09/canadian.cigarettes/story.cigarettes.jpg

 

[1901gt]

cool and funny!