Friendship

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Hey!​

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff​

Are you tired of those​

sissy 'friendship' poems ​

that always sound good,​

but never actually come close​

to reality?​

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of ​

True Friendship.
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You WON'T see ​

cutesy little smiley faces ​

on this card-​

Just the stone cold truth​

of great friendship.​

1.When you are sad,​

I will jump on the person ​

who made you sad ​

like a spider monkey ​

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!​

2.When you are blue,​

I will try to dislodge​

whatever is choking you.​

3.When you smile,​

I will know you are ​

plotting something ​

that I must be involved in.​

4.When you get arrested,​

I won't be able to bail you out​

because I'll be sitting​

next to you saying, ​

"That was so cool!!!"​

5. When you're scared,​

we will hightail it out of here together. ​

6.When you are worried,​

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse​

it could be until you
​

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!​

7.When you are confused,​

I will use little words.​

8.When you are sick,​

Stay away from me ​

until you are well again.. ​

I don't want whatever you have.​

9.When you fall,​

I'll pick you up ​

and dust you off--​

right after I'm finished laughing my butt off!!​

This is my oath...​

I pledge it to the end.​

I've got your back ...​

'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!!!​

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