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Cash Is King

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I was at my buddy's house today, and he pointed at his wife's stomach and said what is that, when she was sitting on the couch. They are both health nuts so this was like a funny little jab at her, because when you sit down your stomach portrudes outward.

Well, she said it was dick dew. He said what! She said yea it's dick dew, my stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.

Great comeback -- I died laughing!!

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replace the last "dew" with "do".

Ok, now I get it.

:)
 
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