Funny spam from Register.com (who else!)

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Dear Spy,

Thank you for visiting our Web site recently. Since Web addresses sell out quickly, we wanted to make sure that you get football.com* for the low price of only $19.99 a year!
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* Register.com makes no representations as to whether or not these names infringe or violate any trademark or intellectual property rights. Domain names listed in this offer are subject to availability. Offer applies to .com, .net, .org, .biz, .info and .us new registrations only, and for a limited time. There is a 2 year minimum for .biz, .info and .us registrations.

OK... I'll take football.com and sex.com for for $19.99 each.

I see they take the same care with their marketing approach as they do with domain registrations.