Facts about Elequa, or should i say Bob...
* His Real Name is BOB Alberto
* He has 6 toes on each foot (paints one toe red)
* He has both Male & Female organs.
* He braids his armpit hair
* He rides a chopper with only 4 gears and calls it a Ferrari (whatta chump)
* He lives in the Bronx in a really nice box with black masking tape
* His mum is really his dads sisters aunt from 2 cousins removed.
* He hibernates during the winter months and stores chocolate coated peanuts for energy.
* His favourite exercise machine is the guttbuster
* His fantasy: An elephant, draw string trousers, nutela chocolate spread, what can say, odd or what???
* He has a long lost brother called Rick Schwartz
If I can think of anything more ill update it - Im sure I've missed a few things out...
Barry