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Never argue with a woman
>
> > > A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
>
> > > The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
> > likes
> > > to read.
> > >
> > > One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> > > decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
> > lake,
> > > the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
> > distance,
> > > anchors and continues to
> > > read her book.
> > >
> > > Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> > > woman
> > and
> > > says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> > >
> > > "Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that
> > > obvious?)
> > >
> > > "You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.
> > >
> > > "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.
> > >
> > > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
>
> > > at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
> > >
> > > "If you do, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> > > woman.
> > >
> > > "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
> > >
> > > "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> > > could start at any moment."
> > >
> > > "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> > > :-D
> > > ... MORAL:
> > >
> > > Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.
>
> > > A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
>
> > > The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
> > likes
> > > to read.
> > >
> > > One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> > > decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
> > lake,
> > > the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
> > distance,
> > > anchors and continues to
> > > read her book.
> > >
> > > Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> > > woman
> > and
> > > says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> > >
> > > "Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that
> > > obvious?)
> > >
> > > "You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.
> > >
> > > "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.
> > >
> > > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
>
> > > at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
> > >
> > > "If you do, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> > > woman.
> > >
> > > "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
> > >
> > > "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> > > could start at any moment."
> > >
> > > "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> > > :-D
> > > ... MORAL:
> > >
> > > Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.
