Google announces plans to scrap GMAIL!

[Sharpy]

Says Google head honcho "We decided we just don't like the sound of it so we're starting over, from square one, in BETA with a new name, DMAIL." Crancky McFarlen added, "We are optimistic that it will be received in a much more positive light than GMAIL was." When McFarlen was asked about all the people that had traded in GMAIL futures he replied, "that's a shame" and added "we didn't call it goof mail for nuttin!"

 

[WebCat]

This is a joke, right Sharps?

 

[NameWolf]

You can bet on that !

NW

 

[Prosperous]

Says Google head honcho "We decided we just don't like the sound of it so we're starting over, from square one, in BETA with a new name, DMAIL." Crancky McFarlen added, "We are optimistic that it will be received in a much more positive light than GMAIL was." When McFarlen was asked about all the people that had traded in GMAIL futures he replied, "that's a shame" and added "we didn't call it goof mail for nuttin!"

Actually, from what I heard, they don't want to call it GMail or DMail, but -very daring!- EMail! That'll be the day!

 

[MediaHound]

Why'd choose "D"?

 

[mole]

Google wanted Email, but it was taken, thus the G.