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Two guys want to go drinking but they only have a dollar between them.
One of the fellows looks over at a hot dog wagon nearby, and has a sudden inspiration. He spends the dollar on a hot dog. He throws the bun away, and stuffs the hot dog down his underwear.
"We're going walk into the bar, order beers and drink them down. When the bartender asks for payment, I'm going to whip this hot dog out of my fly and you're going to drop to your knees and start sucking on it.
The bartender will be so shocked he'll throw us out of the bar. Our drinks won't cost us a cent," says the guy. They enter a bar and the gambit worked like a charm.
After the seventh bar, they're both extremely drunk. One of them starts complaining, "Man, I'm starting to get bad bruises from dropping down on my knees." His companion slurred,
"You think you got problems? I lost the hot dog four bars ago!"
One of the fellows looks over at a hot dog wagon nearby, and has a sudden inspiration. He spends the dollar on a hot dog. He throws the bun away, and stuffs the hot dog down his underwear.
"We're going walk into the bar, order beers and drink them down. When the bartender asks for payment, I'm going to whip this hot dog out of my fly and you're going to drop to your knees and start sucking on it.
The bartender will be so shocked he'll throw us out of the bar. Our drinks won't cost us a cent," says the guy. They enter a bar and the gambit worked like a charm.
After the seventh bar, they're both extremely drunk. One of them starts complaining, "Man, I'm starting to get bad bruises from dropping down on my knees." His companion slurred,
"You think you got problems? I lost the hot dog four bars ago!"
