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What to give a man who’s got everything? A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.
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A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
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A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.“
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A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
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A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.“
