I have "great" news for you

[sufi]

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

 

[Theo]

Good one.

 

[khuldun]

LOL.... nice one

As it was in the humor section i thought maybe the wife would be getting some pet

 

[DNAholic]

hehe. I did not think of a pet, but rather maybe another women, a threesome maybe. lol

He would end up getting a divorce then before enjoying his honeymoon if he said that. :laugh:

 

[VisualDigits]

nice one

 

[QuantumBeam]

lol................:-D