i need a broker with a magic wand!

[DaddyHalbucks]

I need a domain broker to help me move my portfolio of .INFO, .BIZ, .US, .TV and IDN domain names.

Broker needs to have a magic wand, and be able to turn these above extensions into the .COM analogue.

Here's how it works: I submit my domains to you, and you wave your magic wand over them, and they return to me as .COMs.

For example, I give you SEX.CC --and you return SEX.COM to me.

Your magic wand also needs to be able to shorten names for me.

For example, if I send you SEX-FUN-SILLY-FOOLS-WHO-EXPECT-BROKER-MAGIC.COM and I ask you to shorten it, your magic wand needs to be able to chop off the last part and simply return SEX.COM to me.

One more thing, getting my domains morphed and shortened tends to excite me. Feel free to slap me if I get too giddy.

 

[Mr. DeletedMr. Deleted is verified member.]

:evil: That was one of the funniest requests for a broker I have seen yet, But this is going to cost you millions... if you give me 50M, I will do it for a large portion of your portfolio

***No Guarantee Of Success Is Claimed***

 

[daddypi]

:evil: That was one of the funniest requests for a broker I have seen yet, But this is going to cost you millions... if you give me 50M, I will do it for a large portion of your portfolio

***No Guarantee Of Success Is Claimed***

I don't find it funny, I just find it arrogant and a waste of space (I'm sure that this thread doesn't adhere to the sub-forum's specifications and should be removed as well).

 

[VisualDigits]

I'm no Harry Potter but consider it done for $1 billion. PM me if interested.

 

[Leading Names]

Send me loans.info and I'll send you great-payday-today-us-loans.com, if you want

- Rob

 

[daddypi]

:laugh:

Send me loans.info and I'll send you great-payday-today-us-loans.com, if you want

- Rob

Good answer. :-D

 

[Deleted member 4749]

Send me loans.info and I'll send you great-payday-today-us-loans.com, if you want

- Rob

:cheesy:

 

[Bender]

moved to a better place.

 

[mole]

I need a domain broker to help me move my portfolio of .INFO, .BIZ, .US, .TV and IDN domain names.

:cheesy: bucks must be hallucinating again

 

[actnow]

I'm glad I don't own just .com's .

I heard Verisign is going to quit and take all of the .com's home with him.

He said the rest of the players don't play nice.

:-D

 

[QuantumBeam]

:santa: is coming to town..............