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A farmer and his wife were driving to the farm store one day.
The farmer reaches over and places his hand on her breasts and says:
"Ya know honey, if you could make some milk, I could get rid of them cows!"
Well, the wife just rolled her eyes and ignored him.
Then later, the farmer reached over and placed his hand on her private and said:
"Ya know honey, if you could lay some eggs, I could get rid of them chickens!"
Well, that pissed the wife off, so she reached over, placed her hand on his private and said:
"Ya know honey, if you could get it UP more often, I could get rid of your brother!"
The farmer reaches over and places his hand on her breasts and says:
"Ya know honey, if you could make some milk, I could get rid of them cows!"
Well, the wife just rolled her eyes and ignored him.
Then later, the farmer reached over and placed his hand on her private and said:
"Ya know honey, if you could lay some eggs, I could get rid of them chickens!"
Well, that pissed the wife off, so she reached over, placed her hand on his private and said:
"Ya know honey, if you could get it UP more often, I could get rid of your brother!"
