Job Application - Senior Email Marketer

[whitebark]

Am I the only one who finds the humour in these idiots:

"Hello Sir/Madam,

Sub: Senior Email Marketer

We would like to introduce ourselves as an email campaign management company based in Mumbai/India. We would be interested in placement of an Email Marketer in a reputable organisation.The age of the candiate is 46(B COM). He has more than 8 years email marketing experience (total 20 yrs of business experience). He has implemented email campaigns for various verticals and generated business responses from USA/Europe/Middle East. He can build a prospect list for your business on his own from various sources available on internet and execute email and SMS campaigns ( Rs 30,000 for 100 prospects). The candidate had generated more than 1000 business leads (prospects) during last 3 months by way of email advertising (this includes 150 prospects for a PR Firm based in Mumbai in just 2 weeks time). The candidate expects Rs 50000/- Per Month.

Kindly let us know if there is a senior level vacancy available in your esteemed organisation for the above candidate.

Thanks and regards

Amar "I'm a moron spammer" Lunkhead
India eMarketing
Mumbai"

Yeah I'm going to hire some spamming idiot to run my email campaigns! LOL What kind of moron actually hires these people? Seriously how stupid do you have to be to hire someone who approaches you this way?