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Mad Wife Disease
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>> >> A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
>> >> behind
>> >> him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
>> >> "What was that for?" he asked.
>> >> "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
> Laura
>> >> Lou written on it," she replied.
>> >> "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one
> of
>> >> the horses I bet on," he explained.
>> >> "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
>> >> good
>> >> explanation.
>> >> Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
> and
>> >> hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
> knocked
>> >> him out cold.
>> >> When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
>> >> She replied, "Your horse called."
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>> >> A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
>> >> behind
>> >> him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
>> >> "What was that for?" he asked.
>> >> "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
> Laura
>> >> Lou written on it," she replied.
>> >> "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one
> of
>> >> the horses I bet on," he explained.
>> >> "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
>> >> good
>> >> explanation.
>> >> Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
> and
>> >> hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
> knocked
>> >> him out cold.
>> >> When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
>> >> She replied, "Your horse called."
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