Hairy primate on the loose in downtown Miami!
The grizzly creature was last seen defocating in the corner of a once upmarket restaurant - first spotted by a group of well-to-do business men and their companions, the leader of the group mentioned the sighting to their waiter who alerted the authorities. Unfortunately by the time they arrived, half-man, half-beast, half-troll (
had pooed on the floor and disappeared into the night air - without leaving a tip!
The beast was last spotted by a hobo, who said;
"it was awful man, this thing was wailing and moaning 'why him and not me' - and the smell....."
The grizzly creature was last seen defocating in the corner of a once upmarket restaurant - first spotted by a group of well-to-do business men and their companions, the leader of the group mentioned the sighting to their waiter who alerted the authorities. Unfortunately by the time they arrived, half-man, half-beast, half-troll (
had pooed on the floor and disappeared into the night air - without leaving a tip!The beast was last spotted by a hobo, who said;
"it was awful man, this thing was wailing and moaning 'why him and not me' - and the smell....."
