Shri Lanka...formerley Sir Lon

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'This reminds me of a funny situation. Sri Lanka, formerly Sir Lon. It was about three in the morning and I had to fill a brandy glass with brown M&M's or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So Jeff beck pops his head around the corner and mentions that theres a little sweet shop at the edge of town. So we go. And its closed. So there we were breaking into this little sweet shop right, but instead of having a guard dog, they had a great big bengal Tiger. That wasn't a problem as I took it out with a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son was a different story all together. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
But I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on and did a great show that night'