"Shut up, you're next."

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

A girl suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the girl is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The girl replies "Shut up, you're next."

 

[Melly]

Hmmm... So I'm guessing this is a blonde joke? :cheesy:

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

I did replace the word "Blonde" with "girl".
Good catch Bro!

 

[draggar]

I did replace the word "Blonde" with "girl".
Good catch Bro!

Melissa is a bro? :S

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

It's a long story. I adopted her as my brother.

 

[draggar]

OK, I'll only accept that because my sister is in a fraternity (figure that one out!).

She's one of the very few women who can honestly say she has frat brothers, too.

 

[Melly]

lol that's great!

I feel like one of the guys!