Some Funny Ones...

[Kevin]

Some Funny Ones…

Enjoy!

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You have to stay in shape…My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneris

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
Jay Leno

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
George Carlin

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“Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said.”

“When did you first notice this problem?”

“What problem?”

 

[sufi]

lol good. mcdonald's one is awesome :-D

 

[slavahosting]

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
George Carlin

When I drive I sometimes say things outload regarding fellow drivers, and my girlfriend said the same thing a few weeks ago.