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NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys
and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when
they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the
shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.

As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center
announced, "This is mission control to Monkey One.
Initiate!"

At that the first monkey started typing like mad and
suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle
took off.

Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced,
"This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!"

At that the second monkey started typing like mad and
suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later mission control announced, "This is
mission control to the astronaut..."

At this the astronaut responded, "I know, I know. Feed the
monkeys and don't touch anything."
 

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Actually NASA use those two monkeys to catch bug on program, they did it so fast and so professional that human astronaut thought they typed like mad. First bug they caught was fuel tank's fuel can't last two hours long!
 
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