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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh My God! They're Assholes!!!"
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh My God! They're Assholes!!!"
