At a party, a man notices a women looking at him. He goes upto her and asks "do I know you"
The woman said,
"yes - you're the father of one of my children"
In a panic, the man wracks his brains and remembers the only time he'd been unfaithful - in a hushed tone he asks the woman,
"were you the hooker I had over the pool table on my stag night, while my brother and best man licked cream off your tits?"
The woman replied,
"no, I'm your daughters English teacher"
The woman said,
"yes - you're the father of one of my children"
In a panic, the man wracks his brains and remembers the only time he'd been unfaithful - in a hushed tone he asks the woman,
"were you the hooker I had over the pool table on my stag night, while my brother and best man licked cream off your tits?"
The woman replied,
"no, I'm your daughters English teacher"
