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The Three Nuns

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Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells. St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter through the pearly gates.

St. Peter:"What were the names of the two people in the Garden of Eden?"
1st nun: "Adam and Eve"
The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree ?"
2nd nun: "An apple"
The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.

Finally it came the turn of the last nun.
St. Peter: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam ?"

After a few minutes thinking she says "Gosh, that’s a hard one!"

The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates!
 
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