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Things a Redneck NEVER Would Say.
Enjoy!
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I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
You can't feed that to the dog.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
Honey, we don't need another dog.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I've got it all on the âCâ drive.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
Checkmate.
Enjoy!
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I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
You can't feed that to the dog.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
Honey, we don't need another dog.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I've got it all on the âCâ drive.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
Checkmate.
