this story will make you laugh

[foundrstack]

GUIDE TO MARRIAGE
FROM A WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE

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CHAPTER ONE - HOW TO GET IN TROUBLE
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uke::rain: + :'( = :laser::tsk:


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CHAPTER TWO - HOW TO MAKE UP
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:wubgreen: + :kiss: = :cheer2::yes:


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CHAPTER THREE - EMERGENCY SUCKING UP
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:idea: + :washing: = reggers::mmph:


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CHAPTER FOUR - WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, BUY DOMAINS
AND SIMPLY DON'T GIVE HER THE TIME OF DAY
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( :drama: + :sigh2: ):typing: = $$$

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THE END
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[Raider]

When you said, "it's ok i'll wait for the next one.", I think you should of followed that with; "Thanks for holding it anyway."

 

[cleverlyslick]

When you said, "it's ok i'll wait for the next one.", I think you should of followed that with; "Thanks for holding it anyway."

Agreed I think that would've been better.I didn't mean to be an asshole about it when I said I'll wait for the next one,guess maybe just the way it came out though.

 

[south]

Agreed I think that would've been better.I didn't mean to be an asshole about it when I said I'll wait for the next one,guess maybe just the way it came out though.

Dude, we can't help ourselves sometimes. We're not into "feelings" like women generally are. I finally just planted rose bushes in the back yard. Can't grow my own chocolate though

 

[stock_post]

you are not going to get any pu*** tonight and may be for a few days.

 

[fab]

Most of us men simply have no concept of how women think. Personally I gave up trying to figure it out a long time ago.

I think the best think is just trying to learn the rules without understanding them. Just assume she's always right.

 

[rmnarmenta]

:lalala: Yes dear......oh, your right.....eh hmmmm....ok.....right, right.....

 

[fab]

Yes dear......oh, your right.....eh hmmmm....ok.....right, right.....

Good going, now that's a real man!

 

[foundrstack]

Good going, now that's a real man!

Smart man.

 

[cleverlyslick]

you are not going to get any pu*** tonight and may be for a few days.

Got some this morning. Colombian women are always hot down there.That's why I love her

that's a good stereotype too.

 

[Raider]

Agreed I think that would've been better.I didn't mean to be an asshole about it when I said I'll wait for the next one,guess maybe just the way it came out though.

Sometimes we forget to say what's appropriate, my husband has done it a few times and it's embarrassing being next to him when it happens. But to fly off the handle with 4 letter words to my spouse, that's really uncalled for.

 

[cleverlyslick]

But to fly off the handle with 4 letter words to my spouse, that's really uncalled for.

Now that I can say is a New York thing :lol:

 

[sashas]

Husband FAIL!

Public Embarrassment WIN!