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The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 A.M. It could be a right number.
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap..
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old women running around with tattoos?
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 A.M. It could be a right number.
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap..
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old women running around with tattoos?
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
