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Three tough mice are sitting at a bar with shots of tequila arguing about how tough they are.
The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slams back his tequila and looks at the second mouse.
The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back and bench press the killer springed trapwire." He slams back his tequila and looks at the third mouse.
The third mouse slams back his tequila, slides off his barstool and walks quietly towards the door.
"Oi Softy!, where do you think you're going?!", the other mice shout.
The third mouse replies, "I'm off home to f*** the cat!"
The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slams back his tequila and looks at the second mouse.
The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back and bench press the killer springed trapwire." He slams back his tequila and looks at the third mouse.
The third mouse slams back his tequila, slides off his barstool and walks quietly towards the door.
"Oi Softy!, where do you think you're going?!", the other mice shout.
The third mouse replies, "I'm off home to f*** the cat!"
