Top 5 Chuck Norris jokes

[DomainBuyer2007]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.


Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.






# Apologies to all Chuck Norris fans.

 

[DomainMagnate]

there's more
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

~MG

 

[DomainBuyer2007]

LOL :lol:, I closed the browser cause I couldn't stop laughing.

thanks MG

 

[fleshas]

i am always laughing of Chuck Norris jokes

 

[HomerJ]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming .. he doesn't get wet .. the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

There is no such thing as evolution. There is only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

(my favs. )

 

[Theo]

Thanks for the link