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Valentine's Day

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cavinti

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"Good morning, children."
"Good morning, Miss Fuentebella," answered the kindergarten pupils.
"Today is February 14. What makes this day special? asked the teacher.
"Ma'am, today is Valentine's Day?"
"Very good! Why is this day important?
Nobody could answer. "This is the day we give honor to our heart," explained the teacher. It is the heart that says how much we love someone. Do you know what HEART is?
There was silence in the class. No one seemed to know what "heart"is.
All of a sudden, one little boy raised his hand. "Yes, Peter, tell us the meaning of heart.
"Ma'am," the boy slowly started. "The heart has two legs."
Amazed and curious at what she heard, the teacher asked, "Why did you say so?"
"Because each night in bed, I always hear my dad saying, "Sweetheart open your legs."
 

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Jokes are always ON! we all need a break afterall :D
 
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