valuable trade

[smashfactory]

i am looking for a 2-3 letter .com, or a generic one word.
what i have to trade is a 3 year old toddler boy-child. he is my third, so i can deal with the seperation factor- i still have 2 left.

qualities- boy, can he draw- and on anything! such talent! you could probably auction off his work on ebay, if you could remove that part of the wall.

also, he can go for days eating just fishy crackers- what an expense-saver on your food bill!

he truly enjoys tormenting his older sisters- he would be very useful in tormenting those annoying posters on the forum.

he loves to pinch- put him in front of you in any long line, and watch them clear the way for you!

he comes up with some VERY interesting words- would make a great brandable-domain-name-generator!


any takers? :lol:

 

[Focus]

I'm interested in trading, but for one of the older sisters..let me know! k:

 

[Kevin]

You clearly understand what it takes to get a two-letter dot com!

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

Can you post the picture of the Mother?

 

[smashfactory]

i'm telling you, he is worth his weight in domain name- all 29 pounds of him!

"I'm interested in trading, but for one of the older sisters..let me know"

nah, you dont want them- take the boy!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Can you post the picture of the Mother?"
nope he is cute a sin tho- blondie boy, blue eyes- little surfer boy who like to rock out with dad-

you guys are a hard sell, whats a girl got to do??? ok, i will take an ok-ish 3 letter, or a great 4 letter .com (premium letters please ;-) )

 

[Focus]

I will trade IsntThisIllegal.com? for him, but only if he knows how to look up overture and whois info..and seriously..post a pic of the mom..preferrably scantilly clothed.

 

[YL-TRADER]

Thanks for letting me have a smile! Just remember........he will be the one to choose your nursing home!

 

[smashfactory]

now, if my husband ever caught wind of me doing that- my domaining days would be over ;-(

yes elearning, this is sooooo true.
i am guessing i should let him out of the closet now- he might "remember"

 

[Focus]

Yeah, but the risk is what makes it so much fun

Just PM me with it then..no worries! It will be our secret.

 

[smashfactory]

Yeah, but the risk is what makes it so much fun

Just PM me with it then..no worries! It will be our secret.

ha! ok- i will pm you a picture, scant clothes and all- but it will cost you a 3 letter .com!

(lord, what has this business done to me?!?!)

 

[Focus]

how bout I just send one back :eyebrows:

 

[smashfactory]

you made me laugh and i spit pepsi on my keyboard- i hope you are going to be a stand-up kinda guy and pay for the repairs

 

[Focus]

I don't pay for spitters! Only the alternative! :cheeky:

 

[smashfactory]

oh lord- you're killin' me here

just for the record- THIS is my 300th post! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

oh crap- i replied- replies dont count?

 

[allanh]

deal done!!!

I will push a generic .com to you and you can FedEx that boy to me

Transaction via Escrow. Fee 50/50

 

[harsha]

very bad bad trade

 

[Devil Dog]

very bad bad trade

nooooo, serious?