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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to
the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine
and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the
house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick
my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing
sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for
staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
bed, slap her on the a** and yell, WHO'S HORNY????!!!"
She acts like she's sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!
:smilewinkgrin:
the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine
and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the
house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick
my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing
sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for
staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
bed, slap her on the a** and yell, WHO'S HORNY????!!!"
She acts like she's sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!
:smilewinkgrin:
