You might NOT be a domainer if...

[NameAlot.com]

52) You were amazed the IDN for sex.com didn't sell for millions
53) You think that a c+d = e
54) You baught xjkxqwkyxsq.com as a traffic and revenue domain for $,$$$ with one week of stats
55) You contacted MarkMonitor to buy markmoniter.com from you.
56) You believe that it's only a matter of time before .net surpasses .com
57) You do a whois search on whois.sc

 

[Ed30]

58) You think domain traffic is a transportation problem.

 

[MrDude]

59) You backorder google.com or microsoft.com

 

[DNjet]

60) You compile a list of domainers email addy's and spam them with your names at end user prices every week.
61) You joined DNForum in 2001 as a Silver member and are still thinking of upgrading one of these days.

 

[unholy1]

62. You bookmark PPC landing pages
63. You renew your domains at Netsol every year
64. You take Netsols offer and register your domains for 100 years.

 

[DNjet]

65) You have several yahoo typos and you call yahoo and try to sell them to them

 

[Ed30]

66) You think Godaddy is an excellent registrar.
67) You think Exody is an illegal drug.

 

[JEsports]

68) You register a domain at GoDaddy and actually read the 7 pages of advertisements.

 

[sasquatch]

69) You think "land rush" is a type of skin disorder.

70) You believe "master of your own domain" refers to non-internet related situation.

71) You are convinced that "Elequa" is some sort of erectile dysfunction prescription medicine.

 

[britishbulldog]

46) You believe that domains are a "sure thing" path to fortune and glory
47) You always order the appraisals those guys* asked you to get (*insert name of scammer of the week)
48) You think "whew, I can click on my links all day and get rich, rich, rich!"
49) You think "what's the point of parking a domain, it will never get traffic anyway"

You must of thought it was a path to being rich as you have 1600 of them LOL !

 

[DomainTurn.com]

45.you get an e-mail for an apraisal and get one
46.Think traffic is the only value to a domain name

 

[labrocca]

47. Before buying a domain you ask your parents for a credit card.

 

[slavahosting]

how did you jump from 72 to 45?

76) You think that you have a chance to register sex.be a week after the registry announced they would give away .be names for free.

 

[GiantDomains]

how did you jump from 72 to 45?

You might NOT be a domainer if...
you can't browse a forum correctly :wink:

 

[mole]

75. You think that all domain extensions end in .COM.

 

[007]

Wow I didn't realize this thread was still going! Good to see some great replies here! (Confused about the big number mishap but anyway.....)

77. (I think!?) You get a letter in the mail telling you how to renew your domain safely for $35 a year and you jump at the chance.

 

[Chaiki]

78. Your homepage is searching.net or seeq.com

79. After holding usedcars.com for 5 years you are shocked to learn that the only reason it has renewed at all is that your registrar has been billing your credit card without your permission. You call the card company for a chargeback.

80. You decide usedcars.com might not be a bad thing to have if you can pay less than $35 so you'll wait for it to expire and then simply buy it back for $6.95 at Godaddy.

80. In a further effort to save money you downgrade from highspeed to dialup.

81. Your name doesn't resolve without www. or doesn't resolve at all because...

82. Your webhost's server crashed a week ago and you just noticed.

 

[actnow]

83. You think 10 domains are too many to manage.

84. When someone refers to "Duke", you think of John Wayne.

 

[Ed30]

85) Your favourite registrar is Domain Registry of America.

 

[Rascagua]

86) Your homepage is domainsforsale.tripod.com