500 got injured and a .com got registered

[Theo]

It all happened in Russia.

 

[draggar]

In Soviet Russia asteroids play you!

 

[Jack Gordon]

In Soviet Russia asteroids play you!

Half of all domainers are probably too young to have any idea what you are talking about.

 

[Theo]

Note: asteroids aren't a euphemism for hemorrhoids.

 

[Jack Gordon]

If you were around to play Asteroids on an original Atari 2600, then by correlation, the chance you have suffered hemorrhoids is likely considerably higher.

 

[draggar]

Half of all domainers are probably too young to have any idea what you are talking about.

A large percentage of domains are probably too young to know the "Soviet" reference - or who said that.