Advice to an Old Guy

[Donald Aquilano]

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he
spotted a hottie. He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine
in here should I use to impress that babe over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said,
"I would try the ATM in the lobby".

 

[Adam DickerAdam Dicker is verified member.]

The trainer looked him up and down and said,
"I would try the ATM in the lobby".

The thing is that it's true!

Another good line would have been, I am sorry sir but we don't have any time machines here.

-=DCG=-

 

[PRED]

i would have thought using all 'three' legs on the treadmill would go down rather well
lol
it works for me