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Condom testers needed!

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Dale Hubbard

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Heard the joke about the Irish [substitute what you will] submariners:
Send them back: All full of thick seamen.
 

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Am I the only sick bastard who read "Condom Tasters Needed!"


Whoof.
 

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This is what i sent them... anyone think I have a chance in hell?


Hey James, sure looks like you have a winner in that excellent piece of verse you wrote:lol:

I applied also but was rejected, I was informed that you had to be average in size:sigh2:
 

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Reminds me of a study I saw not too long ago by an EU commission--you know they study everything--to determine whether there was free trade within the EU in condoms. In the process, they came to the conclusion that Germans have the smallest weenies:smilewinkgrin:
 

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It's like the guy that went to an interview to be a condom tester. When he arrived at the factory, he was introduced to one of the guys doing the same job. He was (now I have to be careful here as this isn't the right forum) getting 'stuck in' and testing the condoms on a wide variety of lovely ladies.

Anyway, the guy starts work, and for the first few days, he isn't invited to do the job properly -- he only gets a *ank from the gals to test the *ondoms.

So he complains to management. "This isn't the job I was offered. I was promised that I'd be having proper *ex with this testing job -- not a bloody *ank ten times a day!"

Management: "Take it easy mate, everyone has to work a week in hand when they start here."
 

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There is a couple having sex under a bridge and a cop crossing it while chasing a thief, each one riding bikes. What is the thought that goes through the minds of all four?

What would happen if the rubber breaks :D
 
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