Condom testers needed!

[PeterMan]

Great, but what about the .mobi? you know, for the traffic...

true...

I was gonna make a joke about typing on a blackberry but I won't go there...

 

[Dale Hubbard]

Heard the joke about the Irish [substitute what you will] submariners:
Send them back: All full of thick seamen.

 

[Salient]

Am I the only sick bastard who read "Condom Tasters Needed!"


Whoof.

 

[garyrcanuck]

This is what i sent them... anyone think I have a chance in hell?

Hey James, sure looks like you have a winner in that excellent piece of verse you wrote:lol:

I applied also but was rejected, I was informed that you had to be average in size:sigh2:

 

[socalboy]

Reminds me of a study I saw not too long ago by an EU commission--you know they study everything--to determine whether there was free trade within the EU in condoms. In the process, they came to the conclusion that Germans have the smallest weenies:smilewinkgrin:

 

[DomainBuyer2007]

Am I the only sick bastard who read "Condom Tasters Needed!"


Whoof.

Good God! How did you interpret that??? :lol:

 

[Dale Hubbard]

It's like the guy that went to an interview to be a condom tester. When he arrived at the factory, he was introduced to one of the guys doing the same job. He was (now I have to be careful here as this isn't the right forum) getting 'stuck in' and testing the condoms on a wide variety of lovely ladies.

Anyway, the guy starts work, and for the first few days, he isn't invited to do the job properly -- he only gets a *ank from the gals to test the *ondoms.

So he complains to management. "This isn't the job I was offered. I was promised that I'd be having proper *ex with this testing job -- not a bloody *ank ten times a day!"

Management: "Take it easy mate, everyone has to work a week in hand when they start here."

 

[Theo]

There is a couple having sex under a bridge and a cop crossing it while chasing a thief, each one riding bikes. What is the thought that goes through the minds of all four?

What would happen if the rubber breaks