DNForum Story

[NamePopper.com]

....NamePopper can make it thru the weekend without telling TexasPhilly to go......

 

[GiantDomains]

$#$#%@$#%@$%#$%!....but I will bite my tongue...ouch! That hurt! Now it is bleeding. Can someone get my...

 

[BGray]

.....hemroid cream. I think I exerted too much when I bit down. Hey, did you hear what Richard Simmons did with.............

 

[GiantDomains]

his sweatin' to the oldies tape... He was watching it on his personal dvd in the steamroom at his gym, and....

 

[NamePopper.com]

....a plump little midget walked in. Richard (being starved for years on his diet programs) proceeded to eat the little person in only 3 bites. Not quite satisfied - he then.....

 

[GiantDomains]

grabbed a snickers bar from under his towel, and...

 

[timechange.com]

...shoved it in his little hungry mouth. The taste was not quite as expected, but rather a salty, sour and stinky smell.

"WTF, where was this snickers bar before?", he pondered in disgust.

Further examining the wrapper, he discovered some...

 

[GiantDomains]

writing that said, "how does timechange.com know that poo tastes salty?"...He then...

 

[NamePopper.com]

OK that's it. I'm out. Once the poo eating starts - I can no longer participate. :shy:

 

[GiantDomains]

party pooper (pun intended)


:laugh: :laugh:

 

[GiantDomains]

This thread turned from funny, to strange, to sick, and back again.

Thanks for the brainstrom BGray (and participants)!

 

[BGray]

No Prob, It's keeping me entertained while I'm under the weather, but back to the story.

Originally posted by GiantDomains
writing that said, "how does timechange.com know that poo tastes salty?"...He then...

knew the wrapper couldn't really say that. It must be after effects from the food poisoning he got a couple of months ago that others have heard him referring to as the, "enchilada incident".

Whatever it was, Richard has been telling friends (children refer to them as puppets) something happened when he got that bug and he has a new sence of clarity. With this new clarity he decided to make a music record inspired by his new found loves of Rap Music and DNForum.com.

Richard has two singles coming out next week entitled:

Where da drops at.......and..........Ain't dis February a Bitch.

Needless to say the critics......................

 

[BGray]

......said........

 

[GiantDomains]

....that they couldn't take his music seriously, they said singing YMCA in a squeaky voice while doing jumping jacks with a group of 400 pound ladies just sounds like .....

 

[fizz]

...a real kewl thing to do, especially when you're...

 

[Jack Gordon]

... a former mafia don hiding out in the FBI's witness protection program, as Richard Simmons has been now for several decades. They all point to his ability to thoroughly adopt a new life as an example to their new participants. Their favorite part is how he can lead his former "heavies" in aerobics while they have absolutely no idea who he really is. That is, until...