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The population of this country is about 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
 
rofl

keep em comin Johnn :ok:
 
LOL very nice Johnn :)
 
No wonder why we're in a recession! :lol:
 
that was funny, but inspirational
 
Amusing... although the stats are wrong, and the population figure is over a decade out of date.
 
Amusing... although the stats are wrong, and the population figure is over a decade out of date.

I knew some smarty pants would come along and ruin the joke. :lol:
 
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