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Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had assigned
> duties
> > to their new wives.
> >
> > The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had
> > told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
> > said it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a
> clean
> > house and clean dishes.
> >
> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
> > given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
> > cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
> > next day it was better. By the third day, he came home to and the house
> was
> > clean, the dishes were done, and dinner was on the table.
> >
> > The third man had married a woman from New York--and he had told her
that
> > her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
> > mowed, laundry wa shed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said
> > the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
> > anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
> > could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
> > eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
> >
> >
> > Gotta love those women from New York!
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> duties
> > to their new wives.
> >
> > The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had
> > told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
> > said it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a
> clean
> > house and clean dishes.
> >
> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
> > given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
> > cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
> > next day it was better. By the third day, he came home to and the house
> was
> > clean, the dishes were done, and dinner was on the table.
> >
> > The third man had married a woman from New York--and he had told her
that
> > her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
> > mowed, laundry wa shed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said
> > the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
> > anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
> > could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
> > eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
> >
> >
> > Gotta love those women from New York!
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