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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?

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elmister

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Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
 

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So in Java...

while (hair=dirty) {
hair.lather();
hair.rinse();}
 

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more programmer humor is currently at wahab.de
 
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