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It's important < < Funny joke

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QuantumBeam

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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked looser. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! I called him a piece of horse s..., He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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that's a good one!lool
 

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:-) thanks.............................
 

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Hehehe, now that IS a good one! Keep it up ;)
 

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haha great one :)
 

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SecurityWriter said:
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked looser. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! I called him a piece of horse s..., He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
:cheesy:


lol. good one.
 

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good one!
I needed that laugh and break from all the domainering!
 

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hehe...good one...
 

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Hahaha. Great one.
 

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Glad everyone enjoyed it............ :approve:
 
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