My new response to $1000 lowball offers

[GeorgeKGeorgeK is verified member.]

We use $1000 bills for toilet paper.

How do others reply to lowballs?

 

[simon]

i use "Lowball offers will be instantly deleted and cursed when appropriate":bolt:

 

[wienerdog]

I bid $300

 

[jdk]

How about $20 and a nice toilet paper warmer

 

[BostonDomainer]

low balls = no balls

 

[typeins]

I got an awesome offer for a domain which is prob worth high XXX,XXX the other week.. The guy offered me his soul and $5 hahaha

They are always great for a laugh.

In general, i dont even respond to offers anymore though. Unless we specifically have the domain for sale.

 

[GeorgeKGeorgeK is verified member.]

You can get a soul on eBay for $20!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2051061.stm

 

[jdk]

Or someone's kid. I saw someone selling their son or daughter on there.

 

[P10n33R]

I was considering selling my soul on eBay, but I thought if anyone in my family saw that I might be disowned.

 

[Dimva]

lol nice thread I using "while typeing this i made $1000, so no thanks"..