New iPhone 5S revealed

[Theo]

Your thoughts and thumbs are needed.

 

[Gerry]

Makes phone calls? Game Changer!

 

[Theo]

Gerry, it's the first smart smartphone.

 

[grcorp]

And with the thumbprints, a jackpot for the NSA!

 

[Theo]

And with the thumbprints, a jackpot for the NSA!

You can use your middle finger instead.

 

[Gerry]

Colors and more colors so appealing that your youngun's will think it's a candy bar. Why didn't I think of that - a smartphone that doubles as a pacifier.

 

[Theo]

Colors and more colors so appealing that your youngun's will think it's a candy bar. Why didn't I think of that - a smartphone that doubles as a pacifier.

LMAO now that's an idea