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[south]

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=29e3fhs&s=4

 

[Gerry]

Awwwwwwwww...that's so sweet and thoughtful.

 

[stewie]

haha ... wonder if that would still be covered under the 5 year warranty.

ound:

 

[A D]

I would like a couple of those to give away.

-=DCG=-

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

Limited one per family.

That's all you need.

 

[A D]

Limited one per family.

That's all you need.

ahhh, clearly you haven't met my family, I need 4.
(Disclaimer: Not for immediate family)

-=DCG=-

 

[Tia Wood]

LMAO! That is so messed up!

Seriously...do they come in male?

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

I think that car would fit up to 7.

 

[Tia Wood]

But how would you convince them to get into the car at the same time?

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

Let go for a ride.

 

[draggar]

But how would you convince them to get into the car at the same time?

bribes work really well.

"Let's all go for (insert favorite food)"

"Hey, I got a bunch of tickets to (insert sports team)"

 

[fab]

Does he give her those ear-rings every year?

 

[Gerry]

Thats a better gift than that monogrammed robe she got him.

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

Expensive and last a life time.

 

[Gerry]

Expensive and last a life time.

What, the robe?

Naw, she stole that from the posh hotel room her boss had rented during their affair. The bimbo gave it to her husband. It was her bosses cologne he smelled on the robe that tipped him off.

Yup, pay back's a *****!

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

The car

 

[Bionic]

Burns: Look at that pig..(Homer) Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut. There is a poisoned one - isn't there, Smithers?

Smithers: Uh, no sir. I discussed this with our lawyers. They consider it murder.

 

[Gerry]

Hmm...life imitating art?

Or art imitating life?

I wonder what Tiger Woods is buying his wife for Christmas?

Kaboom, y'all.