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Gerry

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Awwwwwwwww...that's so sweet and thoughtful.
 

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haha ... wonder if that would still be covered under the 5 year warranty.

:pound:
 

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LMAO! That is so messed up!

Seriously...do they come in male?
 
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But how would you convince them to get into the car at the same time?
 

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But how would you convince them to get into the car at the same time?

bribes work really well.

"Let's all go for (insert favorite food)"

"Hey, I got a bunch of tickets to (insert sports team)"
 

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Does he give her those ear-rings every year?
 

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Thats a better gift than that monogrammed robe she got him.
 

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Expensive and last a life time.
What, the robe?

Naw, she stole that from the posh hotel room her boss had rented during their affair. The bimbo gave it to her husband. It was her bosses cologne he smelled on the robe that tipped him off.

Yup, pay back's a *****!
 

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Burns: Look at that pig..(Homer) Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut. There is a poisoned one - isn't there, Smithers?

Smithers: Uh, no sir. I discussed this with our lawyers. They consider it murder.
 

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Hmm...life imitating art?

Or art imitating life?

I wonder what Tiger Woods is buying his wife for Christmas?

Kaboom, y'all.
 
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