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I told these jokes to some old guy at a bar a few years ago, and he didn't like the second one, at all.
These are pick-up line jokes.
#1
You go up to a girl and ask her if she want's to play 'Thanksgiving'. She'll ask, 'What is that?' and you reply, 'You squat and I'll gobble.'.
#2
You go up to a girl and ask her if she want's to play 'Pearl Harbor'. She'll ask, 'What is that?' and you reply, 'I'll lie down and you blow the shit outta me!'.
When I finished the second one there, this old, fat man that I was telling them to stood up and started yelling at me about how he lost a friend at Pearl Harbor! I thought he was gonna hit me. I don't tell that one at bars anymore.
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I told these jokes to some old guy at a bar a few years ago, and he didn't like the second one, at all.
These are pick-up line jokes.
#1
You go up to a girl and ask her if she want's to play 'Thanksgiving'. She'll ask, 'What is that?' and you reply, 'You squat and I'll gobble.'.
#2
You go up to a girl and ask her if she want's to play 'Pearl Harbor'. She'll ask, 'What is that?' and you reply, 'I'll lie down and you blow the shit outta me!'.
When I finished the second one there, this old, fat man that I was telling them to stood up and started yelling at me about how he lost a friend at Pearl Harbor! I thought he was gonna hit me. I don't tell that one at bars anymore.
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